Another one for the record books my friends...
I just woke up from a dream where I lived in some sort of Fahrenheit 451/1984ish society where local food producers and farmers had been squashed by some mysterious "MAN" (Monsanto???) in favor of government issue meals. (Yes, this is the type of shit I have nightmares about apparently). However, there was an underground network of spies, in said society, whose job it was to pass on and keep alive traditional food preparation methods. I was one of those spies.
This dream involved me running from Big Brother's cohorts (Monsanto cronies???), hiding in the woods, traveling to safe houses and meeting fellow operatives who essentially were walking recipe books.
My job?
Oh, apparently my role in this society was to be keeper of secrets about all the things you can do with WHEY.
After kicking some serious ass Mission Impossible style - I ran into some safe house spouting facts like this:
Gasping for breath...heaving...
You can...you can...make pizza dough with it!
You can make bread with it!
You can make ricotta out of it!
You can freeze it to preserve it!
You can cook pasta in it!
And then I woke up.
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Seriously, subconscious? OKAY...
6 comments:
Oh God...........can't stop laughing over here. That's my little farm girl.
what the hell...
lol I'm with you on that Monsatan -shudder!
O.k. hippy mom checkin in-- Did you eat something sweet or sugar based last or late before you went to sleep? Alcohol that has a lot of sugar? Also, did you wake up hungrier than usual?
Sometimes we have dreams because our body (instead of our subconscious) is trying to tell us something. Cereals, candies and desserts, Chinese food, alcohol, all of these can spike your blood sugars which will drop in your sleep making you wake up hungrier than usual, hence all the running around trying to save the real food!
(TMI-you don't want to hear the kind of "man, just wake up and go to the bathroom already!" dreams I've had!)
That is completely awesome.
I frequently have dreams where it's up to be to save the world. I've battled many things but never GMOs and processed foods....
you are a dork! but this is hilarious and sooo you!
Almost spat my tea out reading this post! I love that you subconsciously know so much about whey.
*Psst* watch your back with all of this public whey chat!
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